"Ain't nobody home!"

"Help is on the way." That was president-elect Barack Obama's latest focused-group tested phrase of the day.

Is it possible that the government 911 financial help program could skip my house? Input the wrong destination in the GPS settings and make an extra visit to the home of one of my enemies instead?

What happens if I don't answer the door when this "help" arrives?


"The most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
--Ronald Reagan