A great way to lose weight

Getting off the plane to Seoul. I felt like I had lost about 10 pounds. So many Koreans are slim in comparison to Americans in general and even with Koreans in America.

It should not take me much time to lose that weight. I've found the perfect diet: Walking around lost in Seoul.

Some diet plans are difficult to follow. You must constantly consult the diet plan to make sure you are following it. But this one is easy:

1) Choose a destination in Seoul.

2) Take the subway there.

3) Walk around for two hours trying to find the place. You may need to reject Koreans offering to help you get to your destination. They are enablers trying to keep you overweight.

By the way, some Korean friends couldn't stop laughing the other day when I described the subway map as looking like someone had stepped on a pretty spider.